When to start freaking out about pregnancy
A Man's Hilarious Reaction to a Pregnancy Test || STEVE HARVEY
- [Woman] Let's see how loud he bout to be.
Do me a favor.
Hand me my tea right there on the thing.
I forgot it in the, I'm sorry, my bad.
My bad.
(TV sports in the background)
(woman laughing)
Where my tea at?
- I'm leaving!
(woman laughing)
God, no!
Please, where you got that?
You got that from a joke store?
- [Woman] Did I get it from a where?
- Did you get it from a joke store?
Did you get it from a joke store?
- [Woman] No.
(woman laughing)
- Wait, wait.
You got a blue marker?
You got a blue marker?!
You got a blue marker!
You got a blue marker, where it's at?
You fixed this.
Fix it, Jesus, fix it!
Turn (blows).
- [Woman] Really?
Really?
- Babe. - Really?
- Babe, is this real?
- [Woman] Yes.
- I thought your AT was here.
What the hell? - No.
Really?
- Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
(breathing heavily) (woman laughing)
Oh Lord, my chest.
(beeping) My chest.
Is you serious?
Did you do this with a marker?
- [Woman] Yeah, I did that with a marker.
Yeah, I did it with a - Oh, thank you.
- marker baby.
Boy, I ain't do that with no damn marker!
- Whoa, you're serious!
You serious?
- [Woman] Yes!
- You serious? - Yeah.
- Baby, we old!
We old, we can't be doing this.
We not doin' it no more.
(woman laughing) I'm done.
I'm done!
I'm done. (woman laughing)
Don't ask me for nothin' no more.
Don't wake me up, no.
- Boy, you got me choking.
- I'm sleeping with long johns on from now on.
Babe is you serious?
- [Woman] Yes.
- Where did you get this from?
Did you borrow somebody pregnancy test?
- [Woman] Really, you loud.
- Babe. - Babe.
- Babe, what we gon' do?
- [Woman] What you mean what we gon' do?
We're gon' do the same thing we did for the last three.
- Oh baby, just,
oh Lord, diapers.
- [Woman] Really?
Babe.
- You jokin'?
- [Woman] No I'm not jokin'.
- Oh Lord, she's serious.
Oh, my side. (woman laughing)
Oh, now my side hurt.
Oh (beeping).
Oh my God, my side.
- [Woman] What's wrong with you?
You showing every verse?
- OK, so it do have a line on this side
says not pregnant.
- [Woman] No.
That is not for that.
Do you see that?
- Oh Lord, they got the cross.
Oh I see the cross, I see it.
God damn the plus sign.
We bout to add another, addition.
(woman laughing) (man screaming)
- [Woman] He wasn't ready!
- Oh Lord, I'm 38!
I'm bout to be 39.
What is you laughin' for?
- [Woman] I am laughing because you is hilarious.
- Oh my God, my side.
- [Woman] Your side hurt?
- Oh, all up in patella.
- [Woman] You don't have a patella.
- I'm pretty sure we bout to have a patella coming soon.
(woman laughing) God!
- [Woman] You alright?
- How long you knew this?
Charles, I just took it like a few minutes ago.
- Was this from last night?
That was quick!
(woman laughing) (beeping)
- God.
Oh, what we gon' do?
- [Woman] We gon' be alright.
- We gon' be alright.
- [Woman] You gon' be alright? - We gon' be alright.
